Very Funny Office Lunch Notes

[Morreion]

Very Funny Office Lunch Notes (WireSmash)

Jaema found this hilarious collection!

[Regolyth]

Haha! That's funny. It reminds me of an email that was sent out to everyone in my office a couple of years ago where someone kept drinking another guy's Diet Pepsi. I'll copy and paste it here.

PRODUCT IDENTIFICATION NOTE!

Diet Pepsi cans do not come from the store with ‘Bob S’ handwritten on them!

It’s obvious that some of you here in the office are not aware of this fact, as I’ve had three sodas taken from the Break Room refrigerator in the past week and a half. Since the office does not provide free soda, ANY can in the refrigerator is likely to belong to someone. When they have someone else’s name written on them, it should be a good indication to KEEP YOUR MITTS OFF! And while it does help to replace the soda later, the point of putting a soft drink in the fridge is to have a cold one ready when I want it, not when you get around to putting another one in..

Yeah, it’s a petty annoyance. But I expect more integrity from my coworkers.

It makes me laugh, but he's right.

[dotty]

Wow! Those were great! I've had people nibble on my food before. I just don't get where that comes from. If you are going to take 2 bites, why leave the rest there? ewwwww

[Regolyth]

Wow Dotty, that's really gross.