The Introduction of Popo Bumbleroot

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<< Posted right after I got into Haven, in their introductions thread >>


Hi Hi Havies!

I's Popo... Popo Bumbleroot, Lil Luri Mentlyist. Biggun Kriss jus' 'vited Popo last night at Biggun n' Biggun Pointy Ear's handtyin' thing.

Pappy told Popo that he should come n' be nice nice n' say "I's Popo" to evvybody! Popo gots 24 birfdays and is gonna be big meanie Zot-maker as he keep growin'. Popo wanna be really good good Mentlyist for Havies, n' will try his bestest to help when can.

What can Popo tell Havies 'bout Popo? Well.. Popo's favoritest food is Marygold's Wormie Root Stew! Is YUM! Popo will ask Marygold to make batch special for Havies n' Popo will bring wif' 'im to next meetin'.

Popo used to be big meanie Eldery Itch... But Marygold told Popo that he should no be Eldery Itch n' to go learn to be Mentlyist instead. Popo thinkin' he like bein' Mentlyist better. One of Popo's favoritest friend is a Biggun name Owlblade. Biggun two-sword has helped Popo get big n' strong really really fast. Popo has learned that Mentlyist n' two-sword make REALLY good Thwacks n' Zots on baddies, when out tryin' to get more birfdays. Do no know how good would do when in Three Tinky makin' zots on Trollies n' Albies.

Popo did no think Trollies 'xisted. Pappy had told Popo story long long 'go 'bout Trollies that live unner bridges. When Popo go to Three Tinky for very firstest time, Popo lookie unner ALL bridges. Did no see Trollie there.. Popo thinkin' they no really live there. Popo saw some biggun Albies that day.. * giggles * Popo thought was odder Hiberney's Bigguns! Till they made booms on Popo n' Popo go to veil.

Pappy do no like it when Popo go n' visit him 'hind Veil. Pappy always bonk Popo on head n' tell him "Do no do 'gain" to whatever it was that make Popo go to veil. Then some nicey Biggun or Biggun Firby come n' call Popo back. Popo try to keep learnin' from what Pappy says when Popo go to veil, but Popo do no learn so good sometimes.

Well... Popo been talkin' n' talkin' n' talkin' for long 'nuff. Gonna go back to Three Tinky n' help make Zots n' Booms on Baddun's there.

Bye Bye Havies!

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<< And an update a short while later >>


Hi Hi Havies!

Popo gots 28 birfdays now n' jus' realized has no never told Havies more 'bout Popo, n' where Popo is from.

Mosty Hiberys know Luri's come from Veil, or was wif Biggun Pointy Ears when they make odder Hibery 'hind veil. Luri's is kinda like lilly lost puppies when they went wif the Biggun Pointy Ears behind Veil. Popo do no know lotsa mean Luri's. Is 'cause Luri's is too busy bein' happy for to be meanies! Is part of bein' a Luri.

Luri's is magicy lil Luri's, n' Popo heard that they make the bestest Boom Makers n' Friend-Havers ennyplace! Is cause they is just burpin' fulla magics! When Popo was an iddy biddy Luri, 'fore he became Eldery Itch, Pappy took Popo n' showed him secret place where can go to Veil ennytime Popo wanna. Can no tell Havies, cause then would no be secret no more! Pappy also say that Popo was actly born on odder side of veil too. Popo do no really think so, cause was long time 'go that Luris n' Biggun Pointy Ears come back to this Hibery. But if Pappy say is... IS.. Pappy is no wrong lots.

Havies heard Popo talkin' 'bout goin' to the Veil lots. Popo gets to see Pappy then, cause Pappy went to veil and did no wanna come back no more. Was sad 'bout thisy Hibery for some reason that he has no told Popo yet. Pappy do no never get older n' is never gonna go 'way now. Ennytime sumtin' big n' mean come 'long and ploink Popo hard 'nuff, Popo gets sent to Veil and Pappy comes n' talks wif Popo 'bout what he done wrong. Is allays proud a Popo, but is allays sad too. Mebbe he knows sumtin' that Popo do no, n' can no tell Popo. Is k k, though, cause eventually a nice Biggun comes 'long n' calls Popo back from Veil or mebbe Popo thinkin' is good good idea to go back to sprit stuffin' rock n' start over again.

Popo misses his Mammy too. Has no seen for long time. Odder Pub night, Biggun Kriss made Wormie chunks for Popo n' it made Popo think 'bout Mammy 'gain. Biggun Kriss' wormie chunks is good good, but just is no as good good as Mammys were. Popo 'member Mammy's really really good, which is hard for Popo to do sumtimes! Popo las' saw Mammy in Connla 'fore went off to be Eldery Itch, then Mentlyist, then Havie. Popo has grown lots since last saw Mammy n' is wonderin' if Mammy is prouda Popo like Pappy is. Popo gonna hafta go n' see sometime.

Havies also gots to meet Marygold las' Pub Night too! Is Popo's older sissy. Marygold think that 'cause she older sissy, can sumtimes tell Popo what do. Is onny older by 2 minutes though.. Onny 2! Popo useta run 'round wif Marygold when was justa lil Luri, then Marygold 'cided she stay home more n' more. Popo could no do, Popo hadda go n' meet Bigguns, and meet Bigguns did! LOTSA Bigguns! Popo even had Bigguns he has no never seen sayin' "Hi Hi!" n' cheerin' for Popo. Popo do no know why, make Popo go all reddish n' wanna go hide someplace.

Well, Popo is gonna go seepy now. All Popo's talkin' make Popo yawn lots, n' Popo is seein' lotsa odders yawnin' to. Mebbe next time Popo tell Havies 'bout Luri life 'hind veil n' stuff. Is really neat too! Popo could talk 'bout Handytyin' n' Luri gift-givin' days, big ole yummie food days, EVVYTING!

Bye Bye Havies!
--- Popo Bumbleroot, Lil Luri Zot Maker wif 28 Birfdays!